Yellow Pages for Hire
Sparingly used in contemporary classical music, the phone book can still provide a colourful percussion effect. It has several uses to its armoury, namely the manic flicking of pages, the tearing of pages, dropping onto a variety of surfaces or fetching someone round the back of the head. Each nuance of phonebookosity requires practice and patience from the player. The Central London Yellow pages is the professional's choice for the phone book due to its extreme thickness and abundance of Indian restaurants.